Wednesday, February 6, 2013

IWSG or Die Vampire Die





I’m up to my arse (it’s not really cussing is you spell it like that, right?) in alligators. Trust me, this does absolutely nothing for my basic insecurities. I’m not in a good mental state to really go on, so I’ll just let you listen to a little tune that may or may not help you with your own insecurities and at the same time it should clue you into my biggest one ‘the voice of reason’.

Please be warned this little song is from the Broadway Musical ‘Title of Show’ and you know how those Broadway types are, thar be  adult content here (that just insured you’re all gonna click on it, didn’t it?). Know that you have been warned, I don’t want anybody showing up in my front yard with torches and pitchforks.





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22 comments:

  1. UnknownFebruary 6, 2013 at 5:49 AM

    Actually, if you're English (like me), "ass" is less loaded than "arse" (although the latter is funnier :P ). Arse is always a butt, no matter what, but an ass is also a donkey, whether or not your accent is American or British. I know many of fellow brits might suddenly switch to an exaggerated American accent to say "ass" when using it as a euphemism for "arse" in certain environments (such as the work place). But I've also found most of my American friends and family find British swears and curses so funny and oddly charming, that is hardly counts as profanity at all! :P

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  2. M.J. FifieldFebruary 6, 2013 at 6:26 AM

    You sent me a link to this video a while ago, and I loved it so much that I downloaded the mp3 and gave it a place of honor on my iPod.

    Hope things look up for you soon.

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  3. mshatchFebruary 6, 2013 at 6:41 AM

    That was hilarious. I especially liked the vampire of despair :)

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  4. Charity BradfordFebruary 6, 2013 at 6:52 AM

    Um, I want to know about the alligators. :)

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  5. Donna K. WeaverFebruary 6, 2013 at 7:16 AM

    Alligator? You've got me very curious. *hugs*

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  6. Cherie ReichFebruary 6, 2013 at 8:49 AM

    I want to know more about the alligators too. :)

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  7. jaybirdFebruary 6, 2013 at 10:21 AM

    LOL. That was crazy and yet so true.

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  8. Alex J. CavanaughFebruary 6, 2013 at 10:52 AM

    Toss the alligators some hot dogs and run away!!

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  9. Michael Offutt, Phantom ReaderFebruary 6, 2013 at 3:52 PM

    Oh my gosh, I love that little song you included. It reminds me of Avenue Q (another Broadway musical) in its whimsy. And I totally love adult content because at some point, I actually became an adult. Go figure? I often wonder how that happened. Take care Faraway. May February leave you with less alligators and more alligator boots. Or if you don't like alligator boots, maybe some other kind of luxury :)

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  10. TonjaFebruary 6, 2013 at 3:57 PM

    If you've got alligators, you should be able to cuss all you want. Alligators??

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  11. Arlee BirdFebruary 6, 2013 at 4:33 PM

    Appropriate for today's theme, but Rodgers and Hammerstein it ain't. George M. where are ye? Kind of took me back to the '80's and stuff like A Chorus Line.

    Lee
    Wrote By Rote
    An A to Z Co-host blog
    Twitter: @AprilA2Z

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  12. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comFebruary 6, 2013 at 5:25 PM

    Hahahaha, thanks, Far Away. I needed that! Love it.

    xoRobyn

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  13. DL HammonsFebruary 6, 2013 at 7:42 PM

    Uh oh...that can't be good!! :)

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  14. UnknownFebruary 6, 2013 at 9:33 PM

    Thanks for the laugh!

    Hope you're doing better soon!

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  15. AnonymousFebruary 7, 2013 at 9:34 AM

    Alligators?! All I can say is, STAY SAFE!

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  16. Denise Covey February 7, 2013 at 2:33 PM

    Alligators...crocodiles...ass...arse...all a matter of geography lol! Aussies say 'ass' when we don't want to swear...'arse' is really rude!

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  17. JaiFebruary 8, 2013 at 2:31 PM

    Sorry you're swamped. Toss the aligators a chicken and row the boat in the other direction.

    I've always heard it up to my @$$es in Aligators and could never figure out what an @$$es was. I have two cheeks but only one @$$.

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  18. BrindaFebruary 9, 2013 at 2:29 PM

    You're feeling a little wild and crazy as you run from the alligators. Wait. I think you actually are whipping the arses of those alligators.

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  19. A Beer for the ShowerFebruary 11, 2013 at 7:41 AM

    That song is right up my alley. I love it. A message just doesn't reach me and touch me unless it's laced in profanity.

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  20. Becky FyfeFebruary 12, 2013 at 8:06 AM

    I love the discussions about "arse" and "ass." As an American living in Britain, I can say that I have never considered "arse" to be a swear word, but calling someone an "ass" is. My English husband probably sees it differently though.

    That said, my kids would get in trouble no matter which one they used if I heard them saying it. ;)

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  21. farawayeyesFebruary 12, 2013 at 8:15 AM

    EVERYONE - Thanks for the comments and the love and concern. You guys all made me smile.

    I apologize AGAIN for being such a slacker in responding. I was swamped. In the middle of moving, car trying to break down, being broke, generally feeling insecure and sorry for myself when I posted this AND THEN the house fell on me.

    Actually, that house thing was a good deal. It put everything in perspective and reminded me just exactly what's important. I'll try to tell you more about it tomorrow.

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  22. Searching for the StoryFebruary 13, 2013 at 11:49 AM

    I really hope you don't mean literal alligators.

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