The New Year has landed here. I am hoping for a gentler, kinder one that last year. For the world.
Left the bar and fell in the parking lotCouldn't drive home, my car was deadPicking up my phone, I called Triple AAnd "Oh, Bloody hell!", I said.The Triple A lady said Max would comeAnd I wouldn't need to wait longWhen it was half-past Very Long O'ClockI started writing this songMax never showed up; I started walkingBut I did not get very farI heard a siren and saw a red lightWas shoved in a police carI was booked for Drunk And DisorderlySpent New Years Eve in a jailI vomited on a big inmate's shoesAnd then he kicked my tailI got released and they returned my phoneI found a message there from MaxHe said Triple A charged me for serviceFifty dollars plus the taxI found a bus stop and took number twelveIt went South to the Shell stationI got off there to buy me some TwinkiesCouldn't because: inflationAt the corner of Bored and ApathyAn ugly girl pulled up for meI turned down her offer of a free ride'Cause she was really a heAt home, I brushed my teeth and brushed my hairI made some rice and got a beerI can make this song go on foreverIf you really want to hear......Or just end it here with "HAPPY NEW YEAR!"~ D-FensDogGStephen T. McCarthy Reviews...
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I can't say that 2017 was a bad year for me by any means even though there were a few sour notes along the way. Definitely hoping for a great year in 2018 for you, me, and all who deserve it.LeeTossing It Out