Thursday, May 24, 2012


OK, maybe not really. Read on and you decide.

You listen to this,while I talk.It will help me explain.

I know you're anxious to get to the naked stuff, but wait for the music to start, it'll mean so much more if your do.

I made it as one of the six finalists in Cherie Reich’s 2nd Annual Flash Fiction Blogfest. Cherie chose the finalists and I have to tell you this woman really knows her stuff (you are still listening, right?)

Now, it’s your turn. You get to go here
and vote for the best piece of Flash Fiction – that’s me of course (still listening to Billy and Garth, aren’t ya?)

So, I expect all 217 of you (you all came to see me take off my clothes in public AGAIN didn’t you? Note: to new followers – I actually did do that back in 2011 – I’ll wait if you want to go look for it – that post might be titled ‘What are Words’) Well, that’s probably 212, because I see some of the competitors have been by to check me out –no worries –I did the same (cue the music)

Anyway…quite yer hanging around here get on over to Cherie’s site and read my post AGAIN and vote for me. Heck, vote for me twice, if you’re so inclined (sing it Garth) OK that’s probably in poor taste, even for someone who is SHAMELESS – cut me some slack, I was raised in Chicago where everyone votes twice even the dead. How else do you think you got their least favorite son…OK let’s not go there. In actuality, I don’t think Cherie’s site will let you do that (at least I hope not).

Anyway…go exercise your right to choose and choose me. Is that naked enough for you? I would include pictures, but I know for a fact that small children and one horny old man read my blog and it could cause an uproar!

Wait for the boys big finish cause after all I am (everybody sitting right thee at your computer, just shout it out real loud, and see if I can hear you down here ‘in de’ islands’) Ah, that was nice, but I think I only heard 150 of you, come on everybody go and vote by Monday 5/28, but don’t wait, you might forget –go right on over there ~ NOW.

It's not you, it's me. You can't click on this image and get anywhere but frustrated. Go back up to the link and click there.I'm just a dumb blonde writer, not some super computer techno wizard. Jeez!

I didn't sound nervous or over-anxious back there did I?

If I win, I'll re-post that other 'naked' bit on Tuesday.


  1. I've already voted! And your entry was very powerful.

  2. Oh dear....please tell me I'm not the dirty old man!!!!

    I've already voted also. :)

  3. Congrats on making the top six! What an achievement! I voted for you and I hope you win! Good luck! :D

  4. I at least don't have to worry if I am the "man"!!

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  6. Congratulations on making the Final Six. I didn't participate in the blogfest but it was a lot of fun reading everyone else's entries.

    Good luck...

  7. Congrat on final six! Way to go.

    And as far as being naked in public, good for you. But for me, it is definitely one of my reoccuring nightmares, LOL

  8. Definitely voting for you. Congrats on making the finals.

  9. Congratulations on being a finalist!

  10. If you got it flaunt it, right? Congrats on making it to the final six. Off to vote.

  11. Yeah, I voted for you... even though I don't like being called "old".

    (I think your story would have a better chance of winning if it had included a teenage vampire who poops sparkles and impales her prey with a long forked tongue. Maybe next year, eh?)

    ~ D-FensDogg
    'Loyal American Underground'

  12. I can't go until the song finishes :)


  13. "go exercise your right to choose and choose me"

    You make me smile. And congrats!

    *heading over*

  14. Already I'll go vote. :) Good luck.

  15. Good luck! BTW, I gave you an award.

  16. If the nudity didn't grab my attention, Garth Brooks singing with Billy Joel certainly did--interesting combination. Off to vote.

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  17. Dirty old man or child... which category do I fit into?

    Regardless, I voted for you. Mostly because you deserved it. But also because I wanted to.